Clark Griswold here...These will be our best adventures ever.
Ellen, Audrey, Rusty...Get in the car, We have a schedule to maintain....Hey, where the hell is Chuck !!!
Ellen doesn't want me to do this, but I feel we are close so I will let you know a little something about Ellen. Ellen is a musical genius and was something of a savant in her high school band.
In fact, Rusty's middle name is Trombone.
Keep checking our site for my new feature, Griswold family secrets....